Pick-up lines, also known as chat-up lines, are classic one-liners that have been used from time immemorial to engage a person for a romantic or sexual relationship. You’re probably already familiar with romantic pick-up lines like ‘heaven must be missing an angel because you’re standing right next to me.’ Or if you prefer to be a little witty and humorous, you may have used chat-up lines like ‘do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?’
Now, there are thousands of pick-up lines that you can use to gauge a person’s level of interest in you. But if you wish to be a little upfront with your sexual intentions, your best bet is to go for dirty pick-up lines.
Note that dirty chat-up lines are not for the faint-hearted. These lines are ideal for risk-takers who prefer to cut to the chase. Does that describe you? Well, you’ve come to the right place.
Dirty Pick-up Lines
We’ve prepared a detailed collection of the dirtiest pick-up lines that carry heavy sexual connotations.
Note: If these dirty pick-up lines are a bit out of bounds, then try these cheesy pick-up lines or tinder pick up lines instead.
1. Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
2. Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
3. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
4. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
5. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
6. Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
7. Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?
8. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
9. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
10. Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.
11. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
12. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
13. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
14. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
15. Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
16. Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
17. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.
18. I just popped a Viagra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
19. I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
20. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
21. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
22. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
23. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
24. I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.
25. I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit.
26. I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you.
27. I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
28. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
29. I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.
30. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
31. I’m not usually into hunting but I’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house.
32. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
33. I’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do something about that tonight?
34. I’ve recently qualified as a gynecologist and I’d like to offer you my pro-boner services.
35. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
36. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
37. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
38. Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
39. Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
40. My biology teacher told me that the lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if she was right?
41. My magic watch says you’re not wearing any underwear. Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast.
42. Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later.
43. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
44. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
45. That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
46. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
47. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
48. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
49. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
50. Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror?
51. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
52. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
53. What’s the entry fee for your grand leg opening event?
54. Why don’t you panic your parents and stay over at mine tonight without telling them?
55. With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
56. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
57. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
58. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
59. Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it.
60. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
61. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
62. Do I have to sign for your package?
63. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
64. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
65. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
66. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
67. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
68. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
69. Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
70. I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.
71. Are you am angel? Because I got a boner… Ohh crap messed that up!
72. Hey listen here I’m gonna flip this coin and whatever it lands on is what I get.
73. Let’s pretend I’m the Titanic and you’re the ocean, I’ll go down on you.
74. I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me.
75. Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me.
76. Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world.
77. Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.
78. So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?
79. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
80. Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
81. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
82. Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
83. Need a pillow to sit on? I can be yours if you want.
84. Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
85. There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
86. Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I wanna tap that ass.
87. Is your name Medusa? ‘Cause I’m rock hard.
88. Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
89. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
90. I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?
91. I’m not a weatherman, but I know that you’re getting at least 8 inches tonight…
92. That dress is very becoming on you, but if I were on you I’d be coming to.
93. Get in the van.
94. I like my coffee like I like my women
95. You like sales? I know a place where clothes are 100% off.
96. Are you a pirate? Because you shiver my timber.
97. Would you like to sit on my face? It comes with incline support, leg rests and a sturdy tongue approach
98. I don’t like children until they are OUR children. What do you think about that?
99. Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself.
100. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
101. Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
102. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
103. I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
104. I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.
105. Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
106. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
107. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
108. I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
109. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
110. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
111. You look great. But do you know what’s missing from your face? Mine.
112. You are so selfish. You have had this body all your life, and I only want it for one night.
113. Do you know telekinesis? Because something of mine had just moved without anyone touching it.
114. Is your name winter? Because you’re coming soon
115. Are you my homework assignment? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
116. Are you an army general? Because you’re having my privates standing at attention.
117. Let’s play Barbie. I am Ken, and you are the box that I come in.
118. Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
119. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after
120. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine
121. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor
122. My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
123. If I told you I had a 2-inch d!ck would you fck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
124. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…
125. Let us let only latex stand between our love
126. (Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself
127. Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
128. Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
129. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
130. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
131. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
132. Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
133. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari
134. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
135. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
136. Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
137. I’m gonna have s*x with you tonight so you might as well be there.
138. Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.
139. Call me leaves because you should be blowing me.
140. I just popped a Vi*gra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
Final Word
Remember to exercise caution before using any of the above dirty pick-up lines. The conventional wisdom is to determine the results you intend to achieve first. For instance, do you want to make the other person laugh their heart off or are you seriously trying to get them horny? Always choose a chat-up line that suits your intended purpose.
